Starving. I would anything right now. Except for whatever it is that you're making.
— Honest Toddler (@HonestToddler) April 28, 2014
Asparagus. Looks like a plate of goblin fingers.
— Honest Toddler (@HonestToddler) April 28, 2014
Adults stop saying "asparagus is really good with butter." Name one food that isn't really good butter.
— Honest Toddler (@HonestToddler) April 28, 2014
Butter gives 110% in every situation.
— Honest Toddler (@HonestToddler) April 28, 2014
I would eat a piece of paper if it had butter on it. And I have. The details are none of your business.
— Honest Toddler (@HonestToddler) April 28, 2014
All butter does is give and give asking for nothing in return and you defile it with a swamp vegetable like asparagus? SHAME ON YOU
— Honest Toddler (@HonestToddler) April 28, 2014