So what's up with the squirrel, you ask? Well, it's a stock photo, so unfortunately, I have absolutely no idea. All I know is that it cracks me up. And raises so many questions...
Is the squirrel supposed to be in there, or did it jump in unexpectedly? Is it a pet? If the purse is meant as a squirrel carrier, why is it so fancy? Can squirrels be trained? Will I soon be reading articles about how squirrels are the new "it" fashion accessory? What is the world coming to? Alas, I will never know.
Here's my list:
- Wallet, complete with cash, loyalty cards, driver's licence, library card, coupons and Canadian Tire money
- Spiral-bound notebook with grocery list, assorted notes, phone numbers, and other ephemera.
- Package of tissues
- Make-up bag
- Guinea pig (tee hee)
- Ponytail holder
- Garage door opener
- Asthma inhaler
- Nylon reusable shopping bag