Funny-man Patton Oswalt is quite active on Twitter, and yesterday he sent out a hilarious string of tweets he affectionately entitled "Things my daughter says that would make excellent post-punk lyrics." I wholeheartedly agree with his assessment. Here are my favourites:
"Say hello to the things we're eating."
"Nobody here has a nighttime face."
"You keep telling me what to do but you're just eating crackers."
Oh these are absolutely wonderful! And frankly I'm totally going to steal them and use them as blog topics or titles of poems or something. They're way too delightful not to.